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Howdy, pardners!

Tether yer horse over there and enter Dolores' Domain, the best Saloon Bar in all Sunnydale - one of the West's wildest towns! It's got plenty of entertainment for y'all.

It's also home to Faithtastic's Fleshpalace where Miss Kitty-Oz and her girls will entertain ye with tales of Sunnydale by Miss Dolores and Miss Faithtastic. I should warn ye, though, these thar fics are of a slashy nature (that's two folks of the same body parts doing what comes natural) so if y'all are mighty offended by stories that have that sorta stuff in abundance, well, you'd best high-tail it outta town now. And if you'd ain't old enough to vote (or whatever the age of majority is where you've come from) then the Sheriff says I gotta refuse to letcha in. And you can't get to see Miss Kitty-Oz's girls neither!

But if that's all ok for you, then come on in and make yourself welcome. And try to stay out of Miss Faith's way if you don't tip her good. She may be a $10 whore, but boy does she know how to fight!