Miss Dolores' Real Person Slash

So yuh've found the backroom have yuh? Miss Kitty-Oz must like yuh. Ah am Miss Joyce, and I'm for whatcha might call special customers only. See, I read the stories that Miss Dolores has written about Real People.

That's right, none o' them ficshunul cair-ache-turs are hee-yuh. So if you don't like that you'd better skeedaddle right now.

You're stayin'? Well alright. Now, before I begin, Miss Dolores wants to remind you and any o' them lawyer folks that these are ficshunul. They is made up, invented, not real an' they never happened. Or if they did, Miss Dolores just made a lucky guess. You shouldn't think that any o' the things in these stories are real, you heeyuh?

If you wanna tell Miss Dolores whatcha think send her your letters here: dolores_l@hotmail.com and she'll get back to you quick-smart.

And remember, these AIN'T REAL. Damn, don't my bosoms heave when ah shout?

Lord of the Rings

Infatuation (Ian McKellen/Hugo Weaving, G) Feb 2002
Ian is a gentleman, and so is Hugo.

Lollipop (Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood, NC-17) Apr 2002
Three wishes, too many drinks, one obsession.

Catch (Orlando Bloom/Craig Parker, R) Dec 2002
Craig tries to catch Orlando.

Head Over Heels (Orlando Bloom/Dominic Monaghan, PG-13) Mar 2003
Orlando takes Dominic to the park.

Christmas Wrapping (Karl Urban/Craig Parker, R) Dec 2003
Craig has had a rough year.

Pop

Vinegar to Jam (JC Chasez/Liza Minnelli, PG-13) Nov 2003
JC is rehearsing when a grande dame appears.

At Swim, Two Boys (Robbie Williams/Mark Owen, NC-17) Mar 2004
Mark and Robbie were always close, but then they got closer.

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